Phyllis Diller Quotes

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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Phyllis Diller Quotes
		Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. Phyllis Diller Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: July 17, 1917 Nationality: American Amazon: Phyllis Diller on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select Phyllis Diller Quotations: My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me. Phyllis Diller I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. Phyllis Diller Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Phyllis Diller There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? Phyllis Diller I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? Phyllis Diller
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