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	We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: July 17, 1917 Nationality: American Amazon: Phyllis Diller on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Children, Down, First, Lives, Months, Next, Our, Shut, Sit, Spend, Talk, Teaching, Telling, Them, Twelve, Up, Walk	Dictionary Links: Children, Down, First, Lives, Next, Our, Shut, Sit, Spend, Talk, Teaching, Telling, Them, Twelve, Up, Walk


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