If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Paul Lynde

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Paul Lynde

My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Paul Lynde

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
Paul Lynde

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
Paul Lynde