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My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
Paula Poundstone |
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Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: December 29, 1959 Nationality: American Amazon: Paula Poundstone on Amazon |
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