I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Oscar Levant

So little time and so little to do.
Oscar Levant

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant