Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.
Norman Wisdom

I do play drums when I'm on tour.
Norman Wisdom

Of course I've done musicals here in London.
Norman Wisdom

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
Norman Wisdom

I was born in very sorry circumstances.
Norman Wisdom

I owe everything to the army.
Norman Wisdom

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.
Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom