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Mitch Hedberg Quotes
	You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. Mitch Hedberg Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 24, 1968 Date of Death: March 30, 2005 Nationality: American Amazon: Mitch Hedberg on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Catch, Eat, Fish, Fishing, Go, Just, Know, Late, Make, Show, Something, Then, Tv, Want	Dictionary Links: Catch, Eat, Fish, Fishing, Go, Just, Know, Late, Make, Show, Something, Then, Want

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