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Mitch Hedberg Quotes
	My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Topic: Funny Quotes Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 24, 1968 Date of Death: March 30, 2005 Nationality: American Amazon: Mitch Hedberg on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Because, Did, Died, Fake, Plants, Pretend, Them, Water	Dictionary Links: Because, Did, Died, Fake, Pretend, Them, Water

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