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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg

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Category:
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Date of Birth:
February 24, 1968
Date of Death:
March 30, 2005
Nationality:
American
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Quote Keywords: Always, Because, Bought, Caring, Got, Lose, Pen, Pens, Sick Dictionary Links: Always, Because, Bought, Caring, Got, Lose, Pen, Pens, Sick
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