Select Milton Berle Quotations
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Milton Berle
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