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Milton Berle Quotes

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle

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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
July 12, 1908
Date of Death:
March 27, 2002
Nationality:
American
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