Milton Berle Quotes
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
July 12, 1908
Date of Death:
March 27, 2002
Nationality:
American
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Mitch Hedberg
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
Rodney Dangerfield
Groucho Marx
Bob Hope
P. J. O'Rourke
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Select Milton Berle Quotations:
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Milton Berle
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Milton Berle
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Quote Keywords:
Because,
Been,
Cannot,
Far,
Has-Been,
Maybe,
Might,
Never,
Once,
Rather,
Reaching,
Star,
Than
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Because,
Been,
Cannot,
Far,
Maybe,
Might,
Never,
Once,
Rather,
Reaching,
Star,
Than
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All Milton Berle Quotations:
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Anytime a person goes into a...
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's...
I just filled out my income...
I live to laugh, and I...
I'd rather be a could-be...
If evolution really works, how come...
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but...
The company accountant is shy and...
We owe a lot to Thomas...
You can lead a man to...
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