It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain