Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
Mark McKinney

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
Mark McKinney

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
Mark McKinney

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
Mark McKinney

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Mark McKinney

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
Mark McKinney

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
Mark McKinney