The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.
Malcolm De Chazal

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.
Malcolm De Chazal

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.
Malcolm De Chazal

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Malcolm De Chazal

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
Malcolm De Chazal

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.
Malcolm De Chazal

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.
Malcolm De Chazal