I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman

Young people are the key to this election.
Kinky Friedman

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman