I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman

Young people are the key to this election.
Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman