Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kin Hubbard

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Kin Hubbard

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Kin Hubbard

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
Kin Hubbard