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Johnny Vegas Quotes

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
Johnny Vegas

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Comedian Quotes
Category:
British Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
September 11, 1971
Nationality:
British
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Select Johnny Vegas Quotations:
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny Vegas

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Johnny Vegas

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
Johnny Vegas

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
Johnny Vegas

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Johnny Vegas


Quote Keywords:

Anymore, Apartment, Day, Dreamers, Full, Go, Living, London, Look, Outside, Realize, Room, Terrace, Their, Town, Windows
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For the greater good, I thought...
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it...
I also want to return to...
I always feel like an interloper...
I trained to be a priest...
I use very few muscles at...
I used to be good with...
I'm getting positive feedback for my...
I've got little ankles and a...
I've got too much respect for...
If an original piece of wardrobe...
It is easy for me to...
My forte is playing drunks down...
My work's never been accepted by...
There's lots of stuff about me...
There's this idea that it has...
They look outside the windows of...
This autocue was obviously written for...
Up North you are holding your...
We all have days where we...
We had a week off in...
When I wasn't as attractive as...
With stand-up you've just got...
You can sway an audience if...
You can't be a proper comic...

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