If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.
John Malkovich

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.
John Malkovich

I don't think my parents know what I do.
John Malkovich

Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.
John Malkovich

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed than you.
John Malkovich

There's a reason screens are only this thick.
John Malkovich

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.
John Malkovich

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that - the ghosts you chase you never catch.
John Malkovich