America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore