Joe E. Lewis Quotes
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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Joe E. Lewis
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Nationality:
American
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Steven Wright
Groucho Marx
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Jack Benny
Rodney Dangerfield
Bob Hope
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Select Joe E. Lewis Quotations:
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis
I drink to forget I drink.
Joe E. Lewis
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
Joe E. Lewis
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Quote Keywords:
Around,
Been,
Custer,
General,
Given,
Had,
Losing,
Points,
Streak,
Such,
Taken,
Would
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All Joe E. Lewis Quotations:
A man is never drunk if...
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for...
I always wake up at the...
I distrust camels, and anyone else...
I don't drink any more than...
I don't like money actually, but...
I drink to forget I drink.
I play in the low 80s...
I told my doctor I get...
I would take a bomb, but...
I'm still chasing girls. I don't...
I've been on such a losing...
If you want to make a...
It doesn't matter whether you are...
It pays to get drunk with...
Show me a friend in need...
Show me a man with both...
Show me a man with very...
The way taxes are, you might...
There's only one thing money won't...
They had me on the operating...
We can afford almost any mistake once.
Whenever someone asks me if I...
You are only young once, and...
You only live once - but if...
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