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Joe E. Lewis Quotes
	I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. Joe E. Lewis Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Nationality: American Amazon: Joe E. Lewis on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Ate, Diet, Doctor, Faster, Gave, Get, Go, Happened, Know, Pep, Pills, So, Tired, Told, Very	Dictionary Links: Ate, Diet, Doctor, Faster, Gave, Get, Go, Happened, Know, So, Tired, Told, Very

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