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Joan Rivers Quotes

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Joan Rivers

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: June 8, 1933

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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers

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