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	I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: June 8, 1933 Nationality: American Amazon: Joan Rivers on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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