Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.
Joan Crawford

I am just too much.
Joan Crawford

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.
Joan Crawford

I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!
Joan Crawford

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?
Joan Crawford

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Joan Crawford

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
Joan Crawford