Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I really don't require a whole lot in life.
Jeff Foxworthy

I know God is real.
Jeff Foxworthy

There's no down time any more.
Jeff Foxworthy

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
		You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: September 6, 1958 Nationality: American Amazon: Jeff Foxworthy on Amazon	Related Authors: Henny Youngman George Carlin W. C. Fields Groucho Marx Rodney Dangerfield P. J. O'Rourke Bill Cosby Steven Wright Rita Rudner
		Select Jeff Foxworthy Quotations: I really don't require a whole lot in life. Jeff Foxworthy I know God is real. Jeff Foxworthy There's no down time any more. Jeff Foxworthy Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Jeff Foxworthy If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' Jeff Foxworthy Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy
Quote Keywords: Fireworks, Goal, Lifetime, May, Own, Redneck, Stand, Your	Dictionary Links: Goal, Lifetime, May, Own, Stand, Your	All Jeff Foxworthy Quotations: Being a comedian, people tell me... Between New York and LA, there's... Changing a diaper is a lot... Did you know babies are nauseated... Find something in life that you... For the first time ever I... Have you ever seen people so... I had to perform at the... I have never been jealous. Not... I know God is real. I know if mama ain't happy... I really don't require a whole... I refuse to this day to... I say, If everybody in this... I tried real hard to play... I turned down a movie this... I used to say that whenever... I've been to all 50 states... If men have a smell it's... If you ever start feeling like... If you have a complete set... If you own a home with... If you've ever made change in... If your neighbors think you're a... If your working television sits on... It's a weird sensation to be... It's hard to think of yourself... Little girls love dolls. They just... My father-in-law gets up... My wife is so analytical with... Nothing in life prepares you to... Now, it's true I married my... People would say, Can we develop... Pride is the first step in... That's the great thing about a... The designated driver program, it's not... The more excited the rooster gets... The problem with the designated driver... The stuff that made me mad... There's no down time any more. Watching a baby being born is... What I hated was doing what... When you get to your third... You may be a redneck if... You may be a redneck if... You might be a redneck if... You moon the wrong person at...

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