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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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There's no down time any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
Jeff Foxworthy
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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