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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: September 6, 1958

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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There's no down time any more.
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I really don't require a whole lot in life.
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I know God is real.
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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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