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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy

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Category:
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Date of Birth:
September 6, 1958
Nationality:
American
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