I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. J. D. Salinger
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. J. D. Salinger
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. J. D. Salinger
The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly. J. D. Salinger