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		I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Nationality: American Amazon: Jay London on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select Jay London Quotations: Do you know it was a year a ago today? Jay London People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Jay London Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? Jay London I was born nine months premature. Jay London A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London
Quote Keywords: Because, Identity, Need, Theft, Wants, Worry	Dictionary Links: Because, Identity, Need, Theft, Worry	All Jay London Quotations: A guy gave me a job... A window of opportunity for me... After all these years I had... At Motel 6 in Amish Country... Did you know that today will... Do you know it was a... Does anybody know what I'm doing... I don't need to worry about... I model irregular clothing. I once dated a weather girl... I recorded my hair this morning... I saw a sign it said... I saw a stationery store move. I told my therapist I was... I wanted to join the Army... I wanted to take up music... I was born nine months premature. I was going to buy a... I was lonely driving here tonight... I went out with a promiscuous... I went to a record store... I went to a urologist - he... I went to the doctor and... I went to the store and... I'm convinced my cockroaches have military... I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so... It all started when my dog... My boss told me to get... My father would take me to... My girlfriend bought me a down... My girlfriend has crabs, I bought... My whole family is lactose intolerant... People read me but they don't subscribe. They asked me what I thought... You know what burns me? Matches.

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