I went into a McDonald's... at BrainyQuote

Jay Leno Quotes

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: April 28, 1950

Links

Amazon: Jay Leno on Amazon

Select Jay Leno Quotations

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
Jay Leno

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
Jay Leno

All Jay Leno Quotations

Words

Counter, Fries, Girl, Into, Mcdonald, Said, Some, Went, Would, Yesterday

Definitions

Counter, Girl, Into, Said, Some, Went, Would, Yesterday