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Jack Benny Quotes

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.
Jack Benny

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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 14, 1894
Date of Death:
December 26, 1974
Nationality:
American
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