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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 14, 1894 Date of Death: December 26, 1974 Nationality: American Amazon: Jack Benny on Amazon |
Related Authors:
George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg |
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- Age is strictly a case... - Gags die, humor doesn't. - Give me golf clubs, fresh... - Give me golf clubs, fresh... |
- Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich... - I don't deserve this award... - I don't want to tell... - If you don't mind, it... |
- It's not so much knowing... - Modesty is my best quality... - My wife Mary and I... |
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