Jack Benny Quotes
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 14, 1894
Date of Death:
December 26, 1974
Nationality:
American
Amazon:
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Steven Wright
Groucho Marx
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Rodney Dangerfield
Bob Hope
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Quote Keywords:
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Divorce,
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Married,
Mary,
Murder,
Never,
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Serious,
Wife,
Years,
Yes
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Dictionary Links:
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Divorce,
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Had,
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Mary,
Murder,
Never,
Once,
Serious,
Wife,
Yes
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Modesty is my best quality.
My wife Mary and I have...
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