It's no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern

I will never feel successful.
Howard Stern

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
Howard Stern

I don't talk about my salary.
Howard Stern

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Howard Stern

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
Howard Stern

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
Howard Stern