Nobody talks about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Heywood Broun

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Heywood Broun

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.
Heywood Broun

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.
Heywood Broun

The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
Heywood Broun

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from beasts.
Heywood Broun

Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, I can do no other.
Heywood Broun