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Henny Youngman Quotes

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny Youngman

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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
March 16, 1906
Date of Death:
February 24, 1998
Nationality:
American
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Quote Keywords: Chicago, Earnest, Ernest, Frank, Man, This, Women Dictionary Links: Earnest, Ernest, Frank, Man, This, Women

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