Henny Youngman Quotes

Take my wife... Please!
Henny Youngman

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman Quotes
		If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: March 16, 1906 Date of Death: February 24, 1998 Nationality: American Amazon: Henny Youngman on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
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