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Take my wife... Please!
Henny Youngman

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman

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Been, Kill, Love, Out, Same, She, Wife, Woman