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Groucho Marx Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: October 2, 1895
Died: August 19, 1977

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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