Groucho Marx Quotes

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes
		Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Groucho Marx Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: October 2, 1895 Date of Death: August 19, 1977 Nationality: American Amazon: Groucho Marx on Amazon	Related Authors: Henny Youngman George Carlin W. C. Fields Rodney Dangerfield P. J. O'Rourke Bill Cosby Steven Wright Rita Rudner
		Select Groucho Marx Quotations: Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? Groucho Marx Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. Groucho Marx Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho Marx
Quote Keywords: Applesauce, Art, Does, East, Hand, Know, More, Much, Now, Other, Prunes, Stew, Still, Take, Taste, Tell, Than, Them, Water, Well, West	Dictionary Links: Art, Does, East, Hand, Know, More, Much, Now, Other, Stew, Still, Take, Taste, Tell, Than, Them, Water, Well, West	All Groucho Marx Quotations: A black cat crossing your path... A child of five would understand... A hospital bed is a parked... A man's only as old as... A woman is an occasional pleasure... Alimony is like buying hay for... All people are born alike - except... Anyone who says he can see... Before I speak, I have something... Behind every successful man is a... Either he's dead or my watch... From the moment I picked your... Getting older is no problem. You... Go, and never darken my towels again. Humor is reason gone mad. I didn't like the play, but... I don't care to belong to... I find television very educating. Every... I have a mind to join... I have had a perfectly wonderful... I intend to live forever, or... I must confess, I was born... I must say I find television... I never forget a face, but... I read in the newspapers they... I refuse to join any club... I remember the first time I... I was married by a judge... I wish to be cremated. One... I won't belong to any organization... I worked my way up from... I, not events, have the power... I'm leaving because the weather is... I'm not feeling very well - I... I've got the brain of a... I've had a perfectly wonderful evening... If I held you any closer... If you've heard this story before... In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets... It isn't necessary to have relatives... Man does not control his own... Marriage is a wonderful institution, but... Marry me and I'll never look... Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Military justice is to justice what... My favourite poem is the one... My mother loved children - she would... Next time I see you, remind... No man goes before his time... One morning I shot an elephant... Outside of a dog, a book... Please accept my resignation. I don't... Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does... Politics is the art of looking... Practically everybody in New York has... Quote me as saying I was... Room service? Send up a larger room. She got her looks from her... The first thing which I can... The secret of life is honesty... There's one way to find out... Those are my principles, and if... Well, Art is Art, isn't it... Who are you going to believe... Whoever named it necking was a... Why a four-year-old child... Why should I care about posterity... Why, I'd horse-whip you if... Wives are people who feel they... Women should be obscene and not heard.

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