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My two sisters shared a bedroom, and I slept in the dining room. There were no dividers or anything to make it look like a bedroom. There was just a small bed right next to the dining-room table. I slept in it every night - usually throughout the night. Only occasionally, I would wake up when a plate would fall off the table and shatter on my head.

Gilbert Gottfried