George Burns Quotes

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns

How can I die? I'm booked.
George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

George Burns Quotes
		Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 20, 1896 Date of Death: March 9, 1996 Nationality: American Amazon: George Burns on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select George Burns Quotations: You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns How can I die? I'm booked. George Burns I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
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