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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Fred Allen

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: May 31, 1894
Died: March 17, 1956

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
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