I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred Allen
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Fred Allen
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