A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank Zappa

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa