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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Philips

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: February 7, 1956

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Words

Antidote, Away, Charge, Contained, Dollars, First, Five, Free, Give, Glass, Lemonade, Refill, Second, Stand, Used

Definitions

Antidote, Away, Charge, Contained, First, Five, Free, Give, Glass, Lemonade, Refill, Second, Stand, Used

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