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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
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Does, Done, Hasn, Housework, Nobody, Notices, She, Unless, Woman

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Does, Done, Housework, Nobody, She, Unless, Woman