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Erma Bombeck Quotes
	Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: February 21, 1927 Date of Death: April 22, 1996 Nationality: American Amazon: Erma Bombeck on Amazon	Related Authors: Ambrose Bierce Dave Barry Erma Bombeck Fran Lebowitz Kin Hubbard Bob Woodward Jessica Savitch Steve Powers
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